Sunday, January 30, 2011

Fwd: Fw: NOW THIS IS A USEFUL E-MAIL!


 

    
 
  Dontcha love this  guy? CBS Newsman  

Tips for Handling  Telemarketers 

 Three Little Words  That Work!!
 
 (1)The three little words are:  
'Hold On,  Please...' 

 Saying this, while  putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up  immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more  time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.  
 
 Then when you eventually hear the phone  company's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back and  hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its  task.
 
 These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting..
 
 
 (2) Do  you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other  end? 

 This is a  telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and  records the time of day when a person answers the phone.  
 
 This technique is used to determine the best  time of day for a 'real' sales person to call back and get someone  at home. 
 
 What you can do after answering, if  you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting  your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times as quickly as  possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call, and  it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not  to have your name in their system any longer!!!  

 (3) Junk Mail  Help:
  
When you get 'ads' enclosed with your phone or utility bill,  return these 'ads' with your payment.
 Let the sending companies  throw their own junk mail away. 
 
 When you get  those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from  credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw  away the return envelope. 
 
 Most of these come  with postage-paid return envelopes, right?
 It costs them more than the  regular 41 cents postage, 'IF' and when they receive them back.  
 
 It costs them nothing if you throw them  away!
  The postage was  around 50 cents before the last increase and it is according to  the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other  junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return  envelopes. 

 One of Andy Rooney  's (60 minutes) ideas. 

Send an ad for your local  chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to  Citibank.  If you didn't  get anything else that day, then just send them their blank  application back! 
 If you want to remain anonymous, just  make sure your name isn't on anything you send  them.
 
 You can even send the envelope back empty  if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 41  cents.
 
 The banks and credit card companies are  currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but  folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's  like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for  it...Twice! 
 
 Let's help keep our postal service  busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their  business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage  costs again
. You get the  idea!
 
 If enough people follow these tips, it  will work ---- I have been doing this for years, and I get very  little junk mail anymore. 

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Anthony Harper