Sunday, May 12, 2013
Fwd: The Bridge
Subject: The Bridge
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.'
God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can
do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
man kind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she
feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps
and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Friday, May 10, 2013
Feather.
Two-Inch Feather Emerges From Baby's Neck
http://news.yahoo.com/two-inch-feather-emerges-babys-neck-212722115--abc-news-topstories.html?fb_action_ids=4758708766850&fb_action_types=news.reads&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%224758708766850%22%3A117606135071336%7D&action_type_map=%7B%224758708766850%22%3A%22news.reads%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D