| You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald ' s ' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O ' Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno
Q: What ' s the difference between Obama ' s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: A merica !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What ' s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman | 
